An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
i did these forever ago and totally forgot about them frick
i hope everything on the planet gets destroyed and only this is left for other species to find the only artifact of what humans left behind
makin’ racists angry
have all y’all seen this? cause if not, you need to see it.
It’s very very very easy to do.
or you’re just messing with someone’s favourite character
guys, i found the racist
There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?
- American Express
- Kraft Foods
- Morgan Stanley
- Liberty Mutual
- Wells Fargo
- Bank of America
- Blue Cross Blue Shield
- State Farm
- General Motors
Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD
do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
"The Elizabeth Taylor Ceremonial Cape from Cleopatra is an ornately designed piece made of thin panels of gold-painted leather adorned with hand-stitched gold bugle beads, seed beads and bead-anchored sequins.”
From the 1963 film.
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